How to Interpret What Trump Says: A Simple Guide to Trumpspeak

Here's something I've been meaning to write for a while. As you all know, given the sheer numbers, it can be difficult to keep track of and interpret all of the lies that Donald Trump tells. I'm hoping that the simple system I'll describe here will be helpful.

What he says	What it means
I didn’t do that.	I did that.
I did do that.	I did that, and I think that just by telling you I did that, I become unaccountable for having done it.
He/she did that.	I did that, but I think that by saying someone else did that, somehow no one will realize that it was me who did that.